For Immediate Release
Smollett and Trump Cleared On The Same Week.
With both political sides claiming victory; can we all celebrate together? Respective extreme liberal and conservative darlings Jussie Smollett and Donald J. Trump were both vindicated after lengthy investigations. Perhaps "vindicated" may be a strong word as both men are destined to have their scandals follow them for the remainder of their lives. An even more wild thought is that these two victory laps could possibly bleed into one another. For example can you imagine Trump's team calling Smollett's to congratulate him on being cleared of 16 felony counts for allegedly staging a fake hate crime? Similarly are Smollett and other anti-trumpers willing to concede the Russia-Gate is now over? We're pretty sure it won't happen but here's to hoping.